20 + Top Funny Poetry In Urdu 2024, Two Lines Shayari In Urdu

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Funny Poetry in Urdu 2 Lines

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Ya Allah eman dy, haya dy, tahzeeb dy,

noor dy, muskan dy or jannat dy aameen

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Ya Allah, give faith, give modesty, give modesty,

give light, give smile and give paradise, Amen

 

Dhoky khaya karo fruit ki baat kar raha hun un-par logon…

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cheat eat I’m talking about fruit, uneducated people

 

Mard hamsha mard hi rehta hy lekin

larkiyan aunti ban jati hain…

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A man is always a man but girls become aunties

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Qasam seah etni khushi hoti hy

jab ami kheti hain ya nakhry apni bivi ko dikhna…

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There is so much joy in swearing.

When mom says to show this nakhray to your wife

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Sochta hun sudhar jao mein phir

sochta hun kon sa kisi ne yakeeen krna hy…

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I think I will Sadhar go

Then I wonder who is to believe

 

Hum sudhar gaye to un ka keya hoga

jin ko hameri shahrarton seah ishq hy…

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What will happen to them if we go to Sadhar

Those who love our mischief

 

A seah mujhy tum dakho mera hasa nikal jata…

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You see me like this, my laughter goes out

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Khansi ka mukamal elaaj,,,

Sub seah mufeed khangi jao…

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A complete cure for cough

Become the most useful Khangi

 

Shadi ki baat ho to bacha hy

Aaty ki bori utha kar lani ho to otha leh ga nojawan hy…

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When it comes to marriage, if it is a child,

if you want to carry a sack of flour, it will be carried by a young man.

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Mein rang sharbaton ka

mery dost gady nalay ka pani…

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I am my friend of color syrups dirty drain water

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Mehoob b kambakht wahan pyda hota hy

jahan sawal he pyda nahi hota…

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Beloved is also born there. Where the question does not arise

 

Hamsha khas ban kar raho

aam bano to loog achaar bana dyte hain…

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Always be special. If you become a mango, people make pickles

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Janu bana rahi thi anch teez hogai sar gaya o bichra…

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Short Funny Poetry in Urdu

Meri post par aya kary hamary han phasane ka nahi

balky hansne ka kam taseli bux keya jata hy…

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Come to my post,

We don’t have to mess around, the act of laughing is done satisfactorily

 

Oraton ko khush krna bara mushkil kam hy

mardon ka keya hy wo to oratein dekh kar he khush hojaty hain…

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Pleasing women is a very difficult task, what about men?

They get happy just by seeing women

 

Batao me keya karo us ki b shadi hogai

jo mery ghar baref leny ati thi…

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Tell me what to do,

she also got married who used to come to my house to fetch ice

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Larkiyan aapas mein har baat share kar leti hain sewae beauty cream ky…

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Girls share everything except beauty cream.

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Pet or petrol ak dafa bar jaye dubar kam nahi hoty hain…

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Peat and petrol increase once, never decrease twice.

 

 

Suno dost mushkil me gabrana nahi or thand me nahna nahi…

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Listen friend, don’t panic in difficulty and don’t bathe in cold

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